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Last month I was walking along Broadway, and came across a section of the sidewalk filled with bootleg DVDs for sale, all spread out on rugs. What striked me as slightly odd was the selection: there were about 20 or so DVDs on one particular rug, all of them pornographic. Oh, and one copy of [...]

A few years ago I was watching a Jodie Foster movie (don’t judge), and I really noticed the editor’s credit for the first time. Don’t really know why. I mean, it was a Jodie Foster movie. But nevertheless, I decided to look up those initials that came after the editor’s name: “ACE,” and for some [...]

In this modern world of Twitter Followers and Facebook Stalkers, people feel a genuine need to be connected to their friends. And thanks to the instant messengers and social networking websites, we can! So I’ve compiled a list of the best ways to let all of you fellow students at college know what you’re up [...]

I was incredibly bored, so I created a graph of your coolness over time - both your own perception of your coolness, and how cool you actually are up until college (note how you are almost never as cool as you perceive):

Going to college gives you a lot of opportunities. There are the parties. There are the drugs. There are the lectures to blow off. Not to mention all of the other “illegal” opporunities hormones and a lack of parental supervision open up to our young, impressionable minds. But despite how tantalizing that list already sounds, [...]